![]() Most of the story I gathered from thumbing through the instruction manual because by chapter fourteen, crazy me, I was wondering what the hell was going on. Simple, eh? Problem is, I didn’t even get that. The name’s Red, don’t forget it…that is, if I let you live. Each dead body is one step closer in the right direction. Now, years later, I’m a bounty hunter, scouring the earth and stacking corpses until I find the man that killed my pa. The only way I escaped was by blowing off the arm of the perpetrator using my father’s newly bought hand cannon. As a child, my parents were brutally gunned down on their own ranch-without cause and without reason. However, when a game is completely void of any storyline for what seems like an eternity, even I get annoyed. I believe I’ve expressed that feeling in more than one review and it’s a well-known fact. ![]() And finally, watch a really bad “western” movie (The Quick and the Dead) then search fervently for a “western” game ( Red Dead Revolver) to fill the mental gap that is now in your life. Put an entertainment center or bookshelf together using only tape, and then throw all of your stuff on it at once to see if it holds. ![]() Go work out, then when you’ve exercised yourself until you’re starving eat a bunch of cookies and candy bars. Here are a few examples of bad before and after scenarios. ![]() "Here are a few examples of bad before and after scenarios. ![]()
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